What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 13:47

You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What celebrity do you admire the most?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is truer than that which is true?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III